RTE are running with a headline that famed British actor Liam Neeson is in trouble over a World War II movie. Without reading the article, the R520 can exclusively confirm that Neeson has incited racial prejudice, Nazism, and unsound communist politics in a project that the actor/director has described as, “like returning home”.
The work comes about as a rebellion against tarnishings of his image as a pro-Justice prison-escapee mercenary leader in recent films such as “By My Bedside”. “It’s a conspiracy led by the Jewish media that I’m some sort of all-American role-model. Well, I guess I am a role model! Just not the kind that they want.”
In the new feature-film, Neeson plays unknown Axis hero Hanz Gerdevunter, who becomes Adolf Hitler’s right-hand man in a series of fictional assassination attempts during 1930’s and 40’s, in which Germany heroically fights off European oppressors in order to reach America and prevent the election of an African-American president. The film is due to be called, “We Will Always Have Hope”.
Law-enforcement authorities are hunting down Neeson before completion of the project, not so much on socio-humanitarian grounds, but because “it sounds like this film’s gonna suck shit”.
However, you might want to head on over to RTE’s article just to make sure that we’ve perceived this whole headline correctly.