Predicted BBC Headlines For Next Month…

  • Sawed man finds true love in bicycle saddle
  • Otter reveals plans to disrupt the Pound
  • Disney to cast women with “real breasts” (oh wait, that one’s real)
  • Iceland sues neighbours for “obscene” icebergs
  • Pope recalls letter of apology amid reports of arrangement of words ‘looking a bit knob-ish’

You’ve heard it here first.

Mysticat:  feeding you the Universe's sectrets before his wife finds him in the closet wearing a schoolgirl's uniform.

Mysticat: feeding you the Universe's secrets before he runs off to do his business behind a bush.

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