R520 E-mails Round Zero

Sad Ryu:  I had a dream involving the r520 last night. Wewere in a flat in sandymount because andrew and Kelli were hiding from the immigration police. Darron kept talking about toilet seat boners. James dave and Barry we little boys but wouldn’t explain why. Please stay out of my sleep head in future, thanks.

DCStyle:

Toilet Seat Boners?!!
Toilet Seat Boners?!!
Are these on your mind alot lately?

dr_faulk:  No they’re on his toilet seat a lot.

Sad Ryu:  They were on your mind a lot! Or at least that must be the impression you’re giving if it made it into my dream.

dr_faulk:  If you slow down DCStyle’s speech you’ll see the letters ‘k-n-o-b’ dispersed throughout.

DCStyle:  Oh why dont you marry me dr_faulk.

dr_faulk:  Have you been watching Arrested Development?

DCStyle:  No Im just grumpy / in love with you
FlightRisker: Can we make the Barry 520 part of the blog? It’s like an insight into insanity.

From today:

Barry’s new status message – If only I had my solar powered bible   12:05 PM

Barry’s new status message – Lunch   1:00 PM

Barry’s new status message – hmmm   2:07 PM
Barry’s new status message – what a knob   2:54 PM
Barry’s new status message – days dragging on….   3:31 PM
Tensai808:  for DCStyle
dr_faulk:  And the Award For Best Comment Goes To:

bazanko (2 hours ago)
CHRIS BENOIT’S GHOST
DCStyle: I dunno … can it top this?

JeffHardyFan365 (2 weeks ago)
OH man i laught me almost dead that was lol
dr_faulk:  “JeffHardyFan365” isn’t a REAL JeffHardyFan, otherwise he’d be
“JeffHardyFan365.25”
dr_faulk:  The holes in the armpits of my t-shirt have spread across my nipples.
Thank God I’m wearing a jumper.
Flightrisker:  Pity the jumper is made of cling film.
dr_faulk:  It came free when I bought €20 or more of petrol.
Flightrisker:  SKY_MOBILE james david portsmouth
dr_faulk:  Wasn’t this guy in the first or second episode of Cowboy Bebop?
Tensai808:  yeah it’s a cross between him (Mugen) and….Lenny Kravitz?
dr_faulk:  I could imagine it’s what our Dad would’ve looked like as a professional 1970’s soccer player if he wasn’t our Dad at all.
Flightrisker:

Barry’s new status message – Lunch   12:59 PM
Tensai808:  LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
dr_faulk:  But the Barry520 is as every bit as fascinating as the R520.

Rarry520.

Tensai808:  WHERE IS BARRY’S RSS FEED SO I CAN FOLLOW HIM?
Flightrisker:  FIXED!
On Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM, Tensai808 wrote:
WHERE IS BARRY’S ARSE FEED SO I CAN FOLLOW HIM?
dr_faulk:  FIXED!

> On Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM, Tensai808 wrote:

>> WHERE IS BARRY’S ARSE SCENT SO I CAN FOLLOW HIM?

DCStyle:  FIXED!
> On Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM, Tensai808 wrote:
>> WHERE IS BARRY’S ARSE ENTRANCE SO I CAN FONDLE HIM?
Sad Ryu:

> On Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM, Tensai808 wrote:

>> WHERE IS BARRY’S ARSE TOILET SEAT BONER SO I CAN FONDLE HIM?

Tensai808:  I DLd this but haven’t installed yet.
Afraid.
www.bumptop.com/

DCStyle:  Let us know what its like; it looks kerazy.

Tensai808:  YOU GO FIRST!

DCStyle:  You’ve bought it already!

Tensai808:  IT’S A DEMO

DCStyle:  Dont REMOnstrate with me!

Tensai808:  REMONPARTY!

Flightrisker:  Razor Lemon

DCStyle:  Lemonade:

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0664d83214&view=att&th=1265157ff26a5d8d&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_g4pnm9xt0&zw

dr_faulk:  24-Hour Lemons Race:

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0664d83214&view=att&th=126516143fd6cc16&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_g4pnwz4w1&zw

Tensai808:  THIS IS THE NEWZ. PAPER.

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0664d83214&view=att&th=12651660db3953d8&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

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