Tomorrow, Tuesday 22nd September is EXACTLY Tuesday 22nd September. During this day, you will be alive (for the seconds we can count, anyway). I invite you all to stay living on this day by using the anti-death technique you’re all familiar with – living. Pump your blood to victory by partaking in this zaplactic celebatron. Winners will receive prizes at the back of the men’s toilets. (The prize will be a sign that says “Please Step in Teh Dog Poo”, and there’s a little finger-arrow to point down to wherever the chocolate canine surprise is).
Stay Alive… here