For the second time in his death life death? life a 62 year-old man has died off his bicycle in the heart of Dublin City.
One of the witnesses, an American tourist, commented with “Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ! Who is this asshole?” before wandering of to play a game of frisbee with some men, one of whom was topless.
Upon contacting his wife for a comment, R520 members were told that “that Lazarus bastard can go bury himself”.
The R520 will tomorrow hold a vigil in memory of the man, which will probably just involve me secretly eating a Snickers in the toilet so my wife doesn’t find out.