Robert Cop:
Imagine a cyber cop who is so awesomely pathetic, he gets his own brand of toy. Robert Cop is absolutely everything Chuck Norris is not.
“Robert Cop doesn’t sleep – he has a chronic sleeping disorder.”
LemonParty
A game of bingo gone horribly wrong. If you haven’t been lemonparty’d yet you obviously have nicer friends than we do.
Cyber Dunst
Invented in October 2006 by Simon, Cyber Dunst has made several R520 appearances over the years.
Sir Patrick Moore
A regular reader of the R520 Sir Patrick has long acted in a mentor like role to all of us. Seen here in his traditional garb of suit and tie, monocle and giant dildo he is never far from our thoughts.
